The photo is the best I could come up with. Here is what it reads:
"There is no milk in this beer.
"But if you understand the satisfaction that comes with perfectly snipping the top corner of a bag of milk, you are Canadian to the core. Where did the little plastic piece go that you just chopped clean off? If you did it correctly it's somewhere in the drawer with the scissors. This is our identity.
"That's why this Canadian Red Ale was brewed for you. Smooth, crisp, and slightly malty with juuuuuuuust the right amount of bitterness. It pours deep red, much like the colour of an aggressively tossed elbow.
"Save your sorry's, it's time to Make Milk Bags Great Again."
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